If you can find all seven in Soho, great riches await you. (I'm not making this up.)

The Lord of the Flies School for Horrifying Boys

Annie Kanani wants to make giant knitting needles. Because she wants "to make a rug."

ALSO, EVERYONE'S fuckin' TIME-TRAVELING OVER HERE! WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?!!

ALSO, Black people and the DNA justice system. (If there's any statistical PROOF of racial profiling in the UK, this is it.)

Danus Vellanovitch's Phoneme Stew
The Apotheosis of Mayor Eva Petkanas
Tales of a London Oneiromaster
McDonald's Has Windows '95

Annie Kanani: "You're just jealous! 'Cause you can't have sou-oup!... ...You can't!"